Criminal Gypsies look on insurance companies with the
same appreciation and gratitude they hold for welfare agencies; both are sources of
easy money, and both are heavily patronized. Just as Gypsies may be on welfare rolls
at several offices, so they often insure their cars, homes, and personal property with
multiple companies, anticipating, with reason, that some unfavorable event is bound to
occur for which all the insurance companies will pay restitution.
Were it possible to isolate the accounts of Gypsies in
insurance company records, those accounts would undoubtedly show that Gypsies as a
population are extremely jinxed, Gypsies are unusually frequent victims of thieves and
are very accident prone.
The home of Gypsies are reportedly the subjects of
numerous burglaries in which television sets, compact disc players, cameras, jewelry,
and other valuables are stolen, property for which the owners have itemized receipts
to document that they have discriminating and quite expensive tastes. Somehow their
automobiles frequently have hubcaps, batteries, spare tires, rear-view mirrors, tape
decks, and other items taken during the night. The missing accessories are sold to a
fence in the morning and reported stolen to police and insurance companies in the
afternoon. The entire automobile may be purportedly stolen and sold to a chop shop
where it is dismembered and sold as parts. Again, the insurance company foots the
original replacement bill. Realistically, however, these costs are eventually passed
along to you---the consumer.
In the same fashion, the Gypsies slip on spilled
products in grocery stores, trip over items in the aisles of department stores, and
tumble down stairs almost everywhere. The injuries they sustain in all kinds of
accidents are predominately to the soft parts of the body, to the back and to the
head, injuries that commonly leave physicians perplexed as to their exact nature. With
the Gypsies' lawyers threatening lawsuits, insurance companies usually pay hastily and
well for the suffering the Gypsies endure.
If there is a way to run a scam on an insurance
company, then you can be certain the Gypsies will be the first to discover and use it
to their advantage. Although there are countless other non-Gypsies who earn a living
through insurance fraud, the Gypsies are more consistent, and certainly more daring
than their competition.
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