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LIFE'S MANY MYSTERIES

Why do we press harder on the remote control when we know the batteries are weak?
If something “goes without saying,” why do people still say it?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
The "Psychic Friends Network" went out of business... didn't they see it coming?
How do you know that you've run out of invisible ink?
What happens if you're scared half-to-death twice?
Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food?
If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?
Why is it called After Dark when it's really After Light?
Why do we sing "Take me out to the ballgame" when we're already there?
Isn't is it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

GO FIGURE!
What is the two digit number that represents the number of seconds in a year?
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NEW MATH

In a large box, there are six boxes, each of which contain three small boxes. How many boxes are there in all?

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FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF MANY YEARS.
How many times does the letter F appear? Count them only once. Do not go back and count them again or you'll spoil the fun. Here's the
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STATISTICAL CURIOSITY
Thirteen per cent of the people in a certain town have unlisted phone numbers. You have selected three hundred names at random from the phone book. What is the expected number of people who will have unlisted numbers? ANSWER
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The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

Never get into a battle of wits without any ammunition.
Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her way, and the other --- to let her have it.
Borrow money from pessimists-they don’t expect it back!

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory

If you’re too open-minded your brains will fall out.

To avoid hating yourself in the morning--sleep 'till noon.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
"Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped." Sam Levenson

"Never eat more than you can lift." Miss Piggy

We cannot solve the problems we have created with the same thinking that created them.

Never trust politicians who tell you what they are going to do for you, but never say how they intend to do it.

Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

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